Crotchet vulva

Soft soft soft peach vulva

Beautifully subtle. This crochet sculpture feels like butter or air, the yarn is so so soft. Pearly center constructed out of same fiber is there but not obvious. You can wear this discreetly until you tell someone what it is and then there's no going back. Use it to show your partner what you'd like!

Crochet sculpture. About 2-1/2 inches long by 1-1/2 inches wide. Handwash cool.

Also available in lilac, magenta and light pink.

Shimmering Red Vulva

A Perfect Valentine's Day gift! Pictured above

Crochet sculpture. About 3 inches long by 1-1/2 inches wide. Handwash cool.

Orientation Changing Vulva

This vulva is so soft and sensual, it has been known to turn gay men straight. OK, not really ... but if anything worked, it would be this! But here's the plan: recipients, give these to your best girlfriends -- they'll love you forever. It’s really soft. (Forgot to mention, it has been equally known to turn straight women gay.)

Note that each vulva creation is unique, even those of the same fibers, just like nature.

Crochet sculpture. About 3 inches long by 1-3/4 inches wide. Handwash cool.